Tales of Symphonia: a teenage boy and his friends crush the goals of an orphaned boy mourning the loss of his sisterpersona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Psychonauts: You go insane and eventually snap your controller in half, guaranteed.
Loco Roco: You get fat.
Earthbound: A bunch of children beat up a fat kid.
Persona 4: Scooby Doo Japan
The World Ends With You: some old dude forces a dead emo ginger teen to enjoy life
Fallout 3: you go outside
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
eat that fucking piece of…cake or whatever it is, before i do.
i’m pretty sure they were nachos or something
this was in mexico so